Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor