Zach Galifianakis

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

— Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

— Zach Galifianakis

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

— Zach Galifianakis

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

— Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

— Zach Galifianakis

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

— Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

— Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

— Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

— Zach Galifianakis

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.

— Zach Galifianakis

As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.

— Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

— Zach Galifianakis

I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.

— Zach Galifianakis