Tom DeLay

A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure, to provide stability.

— Tom DeLay

So many minority youths had volunteered...that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like [myself].

— Tom DeLay

We have a small faction, and they are a minority, who believe they are there to govern. Then there is the majority of us who believe that indeed we are there to govern but more importantly we are there to be an opposition to the Democratic philosophy and the only way to do that is through confrontation.

— Tom DeLay

The EPA, the Gestapo of government, pure and simply has been one of the major claw-hooks that the government maintains on the backs of our constituents.

— Tom DeLay

It's never been proven that air toxics [sic] are hazardous to people.

— Tom DeLay

I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution.

— Tom DeLay

Newt Gingrich is an incredible leader. He is a leader of our time, and he's going to lead us into the future. And we're going to accomplish the things that we've all dreamed of.

— Tom DeLay

The judges need to be intimidated. They need to uphold the Constitution. (If they don't behave) we're going to go after them in a big way.

— Tom DeLay

Our school systems teach the children that they are nothing but glorified apes who are evolutionized out of some primordial soup of mud.

— Tom DeLay

Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes.

— Tom DeLay

You know, the Democrats want to balance the budget by raising spending and raising taxes. The Soviet Union had a balanced budget.

— Tom DeLay

Kofi Annan's kangaroo court...a clear and present danger to the war on terrorism and Americans fighting it all over the world.

— Tom DeLay

If Israel falls to the terrorists, the entire free world will tremble. To forsake Israel now would be tantamount to forsaking Great Britain in 1940. It is unthinkable, and it is unthinkable because the world wants to know if we believe freedom is worth fighting for.

— Tom DeLay

My friends, there is no Palestinian-Israeli conflict. There is only the global war on terrorism.

— Tom DeLay

I have seen these liberal psychologists and sociologists talk about there is no need for the man in the family. The woman can take care of it. A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability. Not that a woman can’t provide stability, I’m not saying that... It does take a father, though.

— Tom DeLay

Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?

— Tom DeLay

I have notified the speaker that I will temporarily step aside from my position as majority leader pursuant to rules of the House Republican Conference and the actions of the Travis County district attorney today.

— Tom DeLay

I am the Federal Government

— Tom DeLay

Nothing's worse than a woman know-it-all.

— Tom DeLay

We've already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department. They're now going to go after 12 new perversions, things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal. Not only that, but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches, the pastors, and any businesses that tries to assert their religious liberty. This is coming and it's coming like a tidal wave.

— Tom DeLay