T. A. Waters

Both time and reality have always been regarded suspiciously in the Village, and various pharmaceutical concoctions are purveyed to those who wish to circumvent them.

— T. A. Waters

I’m giving up everything I can’t stand for Lent.

— T. A. Waters

We were getting very good at pauses.This one, while not quite pregnant, had certainly been fooled around with.

— T. A. Waters

“What will people say?”“Who,” I asked, “is going to tell them?”

— T. A. Waters

Let’s set a precedent and try to approach this thing logically.

— T. A. Waters

The deadline was two months earlier, but like myself Mike considered deadlines in financial rather than chronological terms.

— T. A. Waters

Everybody seemed to be in show business; what the hell had happened to the audience?

— T. A. Waters

All of this did not take long, because when I argue with myself I always have the uncomfortable knowledge that I’m going to lose; therefore I do it fast to get it over with.

— T. A. Waters

Jake was being Subtle, which was only laughable; when he was straightforward he was incomprehensible.

— T. A. Waters