Richard Summerbell

All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favours our diseases.

— Richard Summerbell

The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.

— Richard Summerbell

You are a mystery in an enigma in a big ball of fur,So I just want to thank you for being my dog....

— Richard Summerbell

Butch (definition): Macho with a purse.

— Richard Summerbell

Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse.

— Richard Summerbell

Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness.

— Richard Summerbell

Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included.

— Richard Summerbell

Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect".

— Richard Summerbell

Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography".

— Richard Summerbell

Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

— Richard Summerbell

Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird.

— Richard Summerbell