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Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
— Pick-up lines
Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch.
Give me a kiss or I’ll sock you.
If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?
