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Penn & Teller

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The idea of mind-altering substances gives me the willies. Fill your tank with nitro, the car goes fast, sure, but not far.

Penn & Teller

This I believe: I believe there is no god.

Penn & Teller

Teller: Will you shut up! Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... it just slipped out. Oh god, now Penn's gonna beat me...I'm not the first Teller.

Penn & Teller