Noel Gallagher

I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.

— Noel Gallagher

I hate that Alex and Damon. I hope they catch AIDS and die.

— Noel Gallagher

Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it

— Noel Gallagher

There is a limited supply of excellent songs, but I am not the only one. Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years. Rock musicians over 30 only produce unimportant material.

— Noel Gallagher

I don't know, I think he's just going senile, isn't he?

— Noel Gallagher

He's now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years. Now, all of a sudden, he's got something to say about the way of the world. I find it laughable. That's even before you get to the song, which is diabolical.

— Noel Gallagher

Jack White, right, has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts. He's supposed to be the poster boy for the alternative way of thinking... I'm not having that, that's fucking wrong. Particularly Coca-Cola, it's like doing a fucking gig for McDonald's."

— Noel Gallagher

If there were gold medals for taking drugs for England then I’d have won a shitload! I did enjoy it but it kind of got to the point where I’d done them all and that was it, there was none left and I just thought 'Can’t be arsed any more.’

— Noel Gallagher

People hate fucking cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don't, they fucking should!

— Noel Gallagher

Another reason to vote Labour is if you ******g don't and the Conservatives get in, Phil Collins is threatening to come back and live here, and let's face it none of us want that.

— Noel Gallagher

Fuck Jeremy Corbyn. He's a communist.

— Noel Gallagher

I haven't seen your face around since I was a kid / It's bringing back the memories of the things that we did"

— Noel Gallagher

My body feels young but my mind is very oldI've been lost, I've been found / But I don't feel down"

— Noel Gallagher

When I was young I though I had my own key / I knew exactly what I wanted to be / Now I'm sure / You've boarded up every doorWhile we're living / The dreams we had as children fade away"

— Noel Gallagher

We need each other / We believe in one another / And I know we're gonna uncover / What's sleeping in our souls"

— Noel Gallagher

All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade / And you make sure I eat today"

— Noel Gallagher

Take the time to make some sense / Of what you want to say / And cast your words away upon the wavesI'm not saying right is wrong / It's up to us to make the best of all the things that come our way

— Noel Gallagher

Day by day there's a man in a suit / Who's gonna make you payAnd I don't mind being on my own.

— Noel Gallagher

Is anyone here prepared to say / Just what they mean or is it too late / For anyone here to try to do / Just what it takes to get through to youStrangle my hope and make me pray / To a God I've never seen but who I betray"

— Noel Gallagher

I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.

— Noel Gallagher

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.

— Noel Gallagher

I don't dislike rappers or hip-hop or people who like it. I went to the Def Jam tour in Manchester in the '80s when rap was inspirational. Public Enemy were awesome. But it's all about status and bling now, and it doesn't say anything to me.

— Noel Gallagher

I absolutely loved being famous. It was all great, up until the point when it wasn't.

— Noel Gallagher

Oasis were the last great, traditional rock-n'-roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see us, you had to be there. It makes me feel like a righteous old man.

— Noel Gallagher

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

— Noel Gallagher

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.

— Noel Gallagher

Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.

— Noel Gallagher