playwright, screenwriter, film producer, lyricist, librettist, entrepreneur
🔗 Read on Wikipedia1927 – 2018
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage…Like two out of every ten couples.
And so she lived…hopefully…ever after.
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
You're welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike.
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.
A writer without confidence is like a metaphor without something to compare itself to.
If you can go through life without ever experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. And if you've gone through pain and think you know exactly why, you haven't examined all the options.
If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.