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Milton Berle

comedian, television actor, film actor, screenwriter, composer, television presenter, actor

1908  – 2002

Milton Berle was an American actor and comedian. His career as an entertainer spanned over eight decades, first in silent films and on stage as a child actor, then in radio, movies and television. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theatre (1948–1953), he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during the first Golden Age of Television. He was honored with two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his work in both radio and TV.

All Quotes by Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.

Milton Berle

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

I'm 83, and I feel like a 20-year-old, but unfortunately there's never one around.

Milton Berle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Milton Berle