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Michael Richards

stand-up comedian, actor, film producer, screenwriter, singer, dancer, voice actor, comedian, television actor

1949

Michael Anthony Richards is an American actor and comedian. He achieved global recognition for starring as Cosmo Kramer on the NBC television sitcom Seinfeld from 1989 to 1998. He began his career as a stand-up comedian, first entering the national spotlight when he was featured on Billy Crystal's first cable TV special, and went on to become a series regular on ABC's Fridays.

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I'm really busted up over this and I'm very, very sorry to those people in the audience, the blacks, the Hispanics, whites - everyone that was there that took the brunt of that anger and hate and rage and how it came through.

Michael Richards

For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. …\xa0I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this!

Michael Richards

Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!

Michael Richards

They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?

Michael Richards

You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! You're brave now, motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Ooh! Ooh! All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers!

Michael Richards

Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?

Michael Richards

Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!

Michael Richards

What was uncalled for? It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass you cheap motherfucker!

Michael Richards

Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage.

Michael Richards