Masturbation

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

— Masturbation

If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

— Masturbation

Because of its divine institution for the propagation of man, the seed is not to be vainly ejaculated, nor is it to be damaged, nor is it to be wasted. To have coitus other than to procreate children is to do injury to nature.

— Masturbation

When scolded for masturbating in public, he said "I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."

— Masturbation

We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.

— Masturbation

You're gonna be pleasing each other, and if he already knows what pleases him, and he's gonna please himself, then why am I in the picture?

— Masturbation

To intervene in this personal, secret activity, which masturbation was, does not represent something neutral for the parents. It is not only a matter of power, or authority, or ethics; it's also a pleasure

— Masturbation

In this room, right now, each of you, in your own lives, has agonized over the fact that you have masturbated. Masturbation isn't sinful. If it feels good — do it. You have my blessing, and you yourself know how it relaxes you.

— Masturbation

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

— Masturbation

But I wonder why he the heretic Jovinianus set Judah and Tamar before us for an example, unless perchance even harlots give him pleasure; or Onan, who was slain because he grudged his brother his seed. Does he imagine that we approve of any sexual intercourse except for the procreation of children?

— Masturbation

Among all types of sexual activity, masturbation is, however, the one in which the female most frequently reaches orgasm.

— Masturbation

And if the flow of seed go out from a man, then he shall bathe all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the flow of seed, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.

— Masturbation

Self improvement is masturbation.

— Masturbation

I didn't get to masturbate this morning, and I've been dying to, so I've gotta go.

— Masturbation

I have touched filth.

— Masturbation

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

— Masturbation

This is a strange -- and rather alarming -- realisation. For it clearly implies that masturbation is one of our highest faculties that human beings have developed. Many animals masturbate -- but never without the presence of another animal, or some similar stimulus. A human being can masturbate in an empty room: a triumph of pure imagination.

— Masturbation