Marriott Edgar

There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,That's noted for fresh air and fun.

— Marriott Edgar

A grand little lad was young Albert,The finest that Woolworth's could sell.

— Marriott Edgar

They didn't think much to the Ocean,Fact, nothing to laugh at at all.

— Marriott Edgar

Now Albert had heard about lions,And shoved it in Wallace's ear.

— Marriott Edgar

Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence,And Mother said "Well, I am vexed!"

— Marriott Edgar

At that Mother got proper blazing,To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!"

— Marriott Edgar

Y' not charging tuppence for that little lad?""Per woman, per man, or per child.

— Marriott Edgar

Noah said "Nay; I'll make thee an offer,While Sam stood determined, but moist.

— Marriott Edgar

So with 'is 'ead down in a corner,Was 'is face and 'is 'ands were quite clean.

— Marriott Edgar

Then giving young Albert a shilling,Go and see what the Tigers can do!"

— Marriott Edgar