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Marian: Rabies, what's thick and chops down trees? Marian: Correct.
— Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
Marian: Rabies, what's thick and chops down trees? Marian: Correct.
Marian: Robin, do stop talking in that silly voice. One of these days we're going to be famous, and our story will be told all over the world in moving picture galleries. It's going to look really stupid if we're all nicely spoken and you're gibbering on like a posey cowboy, isn't it.
Sheriff: [singing] I've been pierced through the heart by your eyes!
Marian: How about laying a patio? Snooker: Have you seen the face of a chicken when it lays an egg? And a patio is like 100 times bigger! NO, thank you.
Robin: See! I set fire to your underpants!
King John: Under what are you accused? Barrington: Awww... I HATE lines...
Guy: I'm happy as a chappy with a great big nappy!
Guy: I'm as clean as a queen as a washine machine!King John: You'll be as bruised as a queen as a washine machine!
Barrington: It's pancake day, yes it's pancake day. It's p-p-p-p-p-pancake day.
Rabies: So, if that's Marian. And that's Robin. And that's Little Ron.... Where's Plop plop?Rabies: See, I knew there had to be a simple explanation.
