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Here's a story about the boys at the altar I was callin' his name the whole time!
— Lyrics
Here's a story about the boys at the altar I was callin' his name the whole time!
Cuz I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh / T-shirt and no pants and I dance the boogaloo!
I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
These are the words you wish you wrote down
I swam across, I jumped across for you.
You've got that rainbow feel, but the rainbow has a beard
I'll wait in this place, where the shadows run from themselves.
And I'm standing at the crossroads, believe I'm sinking down.
He was high on intellectualism. I've never been there, but the brochure looks nice.
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?
It's not getting what you want It's wanting what you've got
Tell your daughters, "Do not walk the streets alone tonight!
Look for me when the sun-bright swallow Sings upon the birch bough high.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
He can't even run his own life, I'll be damned if he'll run mine.
[to "American Tune" by Paul Simon ] Now ASCAP says it's mine.
[to a tune similar to "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon] But hey, let's just remember who's the genius here!
Between the lines of fear and blame, Had I known how to save a life.
I said, "Hi!" She said, "Yeah, I guess I am."
Wouldn't it be great if no one ever got offended? And if I let my hair down, would that be such a crime?
All in, all in a day A day it changes everything
For makin' whoopee
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeGet an ugly girl to marry you
I know what you must be saying to yourselves. Is that all there is?
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
I swore I would love you till the end of time. So now, I'm prayin' for the end of time...
I'll be thuggin forever, see I'ma fighter, not a loverI'm a hit-and-run-it, cold-blooded, motherfucka
Your life's an open book Don't close it fore it's done
Staying awake to chase a dream
Sex is natural, sex is good; not everybody does it, but everybody should.
This is how we like to do it in the murder scene.
Those nice young men in their clean white coats
I'll be back when I've calmed my fears And I'll see you around in a thousand years
Talking is just masturbatingwithout the mess.
Scared the lights'll turn green How you gonna get through the year?
It's just fuck and run Even when I was 12
I want to be your Blowjob Queen
In wine there's truth but in silence there's surrender.
I never wanted to know I can't pay
I am the way And all I ask of you is... Believe
If the kids are united they will never be divided.
Be careful how you touch her, for she'll awaken, And sleep's the only freedom that she knows.
I'm not your star... what you thought this song meant?
[If] you can't hide it, you might as well embrace it.
'Cause we're all to blame Everyone, don't we all?
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
'The whole thing I think is sick.'
