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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
— Les Dawson
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Les Dawson
stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, television presenter, television actor, game show host, journalist
🔗 Read on Wikipedia1931 – 1993
Leslie Dawson was an English comedian, actor, writer, presenter, and pianist. He was known for his deadpan style, curmudgeonly persona, musical routines, and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife.
All Quotes by Les Dawson
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How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
— Les Dawson
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Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'
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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
— Les Dawson
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My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
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How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
— Les Dawson