Larry Andersen

We're still in the driver's seat. We just lost our map.

— Larry Andersen

Why do people sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at the stadium when they're already there?

— Larry Andersen

ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I'M A SCHIZOPHRENIC AND so AM I

— Larry Andersen

A few things have been eating at me. Was Robin Hood's mother known as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

— Larry Andersen

I don't know if my brain deteriorated, but it's definitely gone in the wrong direction. I was normal until 1978, when I stopped being a regular starter.

— Larry Andersen