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Joss Whedon

Joss Whedon

film director, screenwriter, film producer, television director, composer, writer, science fiction writer, novelist, director, actor, cartoonist, television actor, animator, television producer, producer

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1964

Joseph Hill "Joss" Whedon is an American filmmaker, comic book writer, and composer. He is best known as the creator of several television series: the supernatural drama Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003) and its spinoff Angel (1999–2004), the short-lived space Western Firefly (2002), the Internet musical miniseries Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (2008), the science fiction drama Dollhouse (2009–2010), the Marvel Cinematic Universe film The Avengers (2012) and series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013–2020), and the science fiction drama The Nevers (2021).

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Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

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Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can.

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Everything we do really is just a little marker on the long road to death. And sometimes that’s overwhelmingly depressing to me, and sometimes it makes me feel kinship and forgiveness. We’ve all got the same ending to the story. The way we make that story more elaborate, I got to respect.

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If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you.

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Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women, and the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it. We need equality. Kinda now.

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Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful, all of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows.

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There's a lot of anger in the Twitter-verse, as I've discovered. But there's a lot of love.

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I was not popular in school, and I was definitely not a ladies' man. And I had a very painful adolescence, because it was all very strange to me. It wasn't like I got beat up, but the humiliation and isolation, and the existential 'God, I exist, and nobody cares' of being a teenager were extremely pronounced for me.

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It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat

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Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women.

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Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sautΓ© it, whatever. MAKE.

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My soul is wrapped in harsh repose,

Joss Whedon

Equality is not a concept. It's not something we should be striving for. It's a necessity. Equality is like gravity. We need it to stand on this earth as men and women, and the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it. We need equality. Kinda now.

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The first thing I ever thought of when I thought of Buffy, the movie, was the little...blonde girl who goes into a dark alley and gets killed, in every horror movie. The idea of Buffy was to subvert that idea, that image, and create someone who was a hero where she had always been a victim. That element of surprise … genre-busting is very much at the heart of both the movie and the series.

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I believe we are the only sentient beings in the universe, and I believe that 500 years from now, we will still be the only sentient beings around. … Aliens are something everyone else is doing.

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Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

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You can either watch TV or you can make TV.

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

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The network called up and said 'We piggybacked you on the deal for another show,' I'm like 'Okay, so what you're saying to my writers is that they weren't picked up when they thought they were and now that they are it was because of something that has nothing to do with them. Okay. Great. Stop calling'.

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My visions of the future are always pretty much standard issue. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer... and there are flying cars.

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All I ask is this: Do something. Try something. Speaking out, showing up, writing a letter, a check, a strongly worded e-mail. Pick a cause – there are few unworthy ones. And nudge yourself past the brink of tacit support to action. Once a month, once a year, or just once...Even just learning enough about a subject so you can speak against an opponent eloquently makes you an unusual personage. Start with that. Any one of you would have cried out, would have intervened, had you been in that crowd in Bashiqa. Well thanks to digital technology, you’re all in it now.

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Let freedom ring, unless it's on vibrate.

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Veronica solves little puzzles because she, like all of us, cannot unravel the bigger ones.

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I don't actually have anything against anybody, unless their belief precludes everybody else's. … I am an atheist and an absurdist and I have been for many years. I've actually taken a huge amount of flack for that.

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I believe the only reality is how we treat each other. The morality comes from the absence of any grander scheme, not from the presence of any grander scheme.

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If I made a series of lectures on PBS on why there should be feminism, no one would be coming to the party, and it would be boring. The idea of changing culture is important to me, and it can only be done in a popular medium.

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Stay crunchy, even in milk.

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I know there's been some debate about the DVD art. Just remember it's what's INside that counts, as I used to remind girls in high school constantly. CONSTANTLY β€” until I realized that I was empty inside. Empty and homely. Man, that's a rough combo.

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People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.

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People with real power never fear of losing it. People with control think of little else.

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SENTINEL: Is dead Buffy actually a robot?

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Joss: Um, no. Dead Buffy's a Buffy. But a dead one.

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Get out of my BRAIN!

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The greatest expression of rebellion is joy.

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There is nothing more painful in the world than Aly when she makes her big eyes. She makes her big hurt eyes, there's nothing you can do. She just kills you.

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I think that people need two kinds of fulfillment β€” one in which you give and one in which you hold back. Part of fulfillment is need, is longing, is being unfulfilled, that’s the nature of tragedy and a lot of drama. Very often, what the fans want, they get. But very often, what they want, they can’t quite have, because we want them to feel the way our characters felt...

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Hello, I'm the writer and director. Now take your clothes off and get on top of Morena.

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Q: So, why do you write these strong female characters?A: Because you’re still asking me that question.

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I have had a dream my whole life... and it was not this good.

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All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet β€” it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.

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If I ever did a rom-com, it'd be about an orgy. I cannot do anything except ensemble-pieces. It's awful!

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I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.

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You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are.

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