Joe E. Lewis

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

— Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

— Joe E. Lewis

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

— Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

— Joe E. Lewis

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

— Joe E. Lewis

[A banker is] a man who will lend you money if you can prove to him that you don't need it.

— Joe E. Lewis

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

— Joe E. Lewis