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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
— Jimmy Durante
comedian, pianist, jazz musician, film actor, television actor, stage actor, voice actor, singer, recording artist, actor
1893 – 1980
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.
That's the conditions that prevail!
I'm mortified!
Surrounded by assassins!
Everybody wants ta get inta da act!
I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it!
I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut- terin', or about them bein' off their nut.
Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Be awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
