Jerry Sadowitz

How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!

— Jerry Sadowitz

My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.

— Jerry Sadowitz

My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.

— Jerry Sadowitz

I only hate two things - living things, and objects.

— Jerry Sadowitz

I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.

— Jerry Sadowitz

I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.

— Jerry Sadowitz