Jeanne Birdsall

We wouldn't be lost if Hound hadn't eaten the map, and Hound wouldn't have eaten the map if you hadn't hidden your sandwich in it.

— Jeanne Birdsall

We'll discover that when I'm in the backseat for too long with my younger sisters, I go insane and murder them.

— Jeanne Birdsall

Maybe it's fate that Hound ate the map. Maybe we'll discover something wonderful while we're lost.

— Jeanne Birdsall

...even a tiny bit of deceit is dishonorable when it's used for selfish or cowardly reasons.

— Jeanne Birdsall

...even a tiny bit of deceit is dishonorable when it's used for selfish or cowardly reasons.

— Jeanne Birdsall