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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
— Jay London
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JL
Jay London
comedian
1966
Jay London is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.
All Quotes by Jay London
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I saw a stationery store move.
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
— Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
— Jay London
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
— Jay London
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I saw a stationery store move.
— Jay London
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
— Jay London
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
— Jay London
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
— Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
— Jay London
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
— Jay London