Janusz Korwin-Mikke

My principal aim is to destroy socialism.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

When in an organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

The difference between Europe and USA is that in USA they keep the Reds in reservations, and we in parliaments.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

The socialist is not a human, but an animal, because a human differs from an animal in this that he has moral values, and the Reds (socialists), as their program states, they disobey them.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for the socialists "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Nobody is safe of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

[Conservatism is] a fight for keeping these qualities that made us move unceasingly.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

If the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel won't help.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

We are not for making shoes, so shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can have shoes.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

The sleep of reason encourages the elections.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

I've had no sexual education, but I have six children.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Prisons are the universities of the opposition.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Socialism is a monster that will die.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, the Holocaust might have been prevented.

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke