Haskell

SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are the only programming languages that I've seen where one spends more time thinking than typing.

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A parser for things Of things and strings

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Haskell is one of the leading languages for teaching functional programming, enabling students to write simpler and cleaner code, and to learn how to structure and reason about programs.

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Haskell is faster than C++, more concise than Perl, more regular than Python, more flexible than Ruby, more typeful than C#, more robust than Java, and has absolutely nothing in common with PHP.

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