Hamsters

The general rule among hamsters appears to be bite first and ask questions afterward.

— Hamsters

Hamsters have a reputation for biting, which we feel is a defamation of character.

— Hamsters

The purpose of the current chapter is to summarize some of the information I have obtained on the capture and domestication history of the Syrian hamster, and perhaps to provide you with a new perspective and that will you give you something to muse on during seemingly endless hours of weighing hamsters adrenals, slicing hamster brains, or counting hamster ejaculations.

— Hamsters