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There once was a barbarian -- To substitute for brains.
— Groo the Wanderer
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Groo the Wanderer
All Quotes by Groo the Wanderer
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His mighty swords are in his hands -- Or brains inside his head.
— Groo the Wanderer
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You think you can confuse Groo by giving him two things to think about at once!
— Groo the Wanderer
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Maybe I could get a job collecting taxes! Then I would earn money so I could pay those taxes! That is how government works!
— Groo the Wanderer
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I want my dog back! I would give you until the count of five if I could count to five!
— Groo the Wanderer