George Ade

Early to Bed and Early to Rise is a Bad Rule for any one who wishes to become acquainted with our most Prominent and Influential People.

— George Ade

"Whom are you?" he said, for he had been to night school.

— George Ade

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.

— George Ade

She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.

— George Ade

The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.

— George Ade

A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window.

— George Ade

Moral: It all depends.

— George Ade

Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.

— George Ade

MORAL: If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

— George Ade

MORAL: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.

— George Ade