Gelett Burgess

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

— Gelett Burgess

there are no roads in all Bohemia !

— Gelett Burgess

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

— Gelett Burgess

I never saw a purple cow,I'd rather see than be one!

— Gelett Burgess

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

— Gelett Burgess

I don't know much about Art, but I know what I like. (p. 24)

— Gelett Burgess

She doesn't look a day over fifty. (p. 24)

— Gelett Burgess

You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. (p. 25)

— Gelett Burgess

It isn't so much the heat... as the humidity. (p. 28)

— Gelett Burgess

You're a sight for sore eyes. (p. 29)

— Gelett Burgess