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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
— Evan Esar
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Evan Esar
humorist
🔗 Read on Wikipedia1899 – 1995
Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
All Quotes by Evan Esar
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
— Evan Esar
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
— Evan Esar
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Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
— Evan Esar