Elephants

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

— Elephants

The elephant hath joints, but none for courtesy: his legs are legs for necessity, not for flexure.

— Elephants

With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

— Elephants

A elephant's life is tedious, laborious and slow;I've been an elephant all me life so I blooming well ought to know.

— Elephants

I'm an Introverted, Elephocentric, Hypochondriac,Till I get me memory back!

— Elephants

I suffer from SchizophreniaI'm laughing up me trunk!

— Elephants

An elephant can trumpet and shake the earth but not the self-possession of the ants who hold it.

— Elephants

Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant,The only harmless great thing.

— Elephants

His services are like so many white elephants, of which nobody can make use, and yet that drain one's gratitude, if indeed one does not feel bankrupt.

— Elephants

The torn boughs trailing o'er the tusks aslant,Chief of the ways of God.

— Elephants

In the High and Far-Off Times the Elephant, O Best Beloved, had no trunk. He had only a blackish, bulgy nose, as big as a boot, that he could wriggle about from side to side; but he couldn't pick up things with it. But there was one Elephant — a new Elephant — an Elephant's Child — who was full of 'satiable curiosity, and that means he asked ever so many questions.

— Elephants

When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.

— Elephants

Th' unwieldy elephant,His lithe proboscis.

— Elephants

Not that I think much dependsGet on without my fellow man.

— Elephants

Early one morning the sub-inspector at a police station the other end of the town rang me up on the phone and said that an elephant was ravaging the bazaar. Would I please come and do something about it?

— Elephants