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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
— Edith Sitwell
poet, essayist, literary critic, writer, biographer
1887 – 1964
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
I have taken this step because I want the discipline, the fire and the authority of the Church. I am hopelessly unworthy of it, but I hope to become worthy.
My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
As for the usefulness of poetry, its uses are many. It is the deification of reality. It should make our days holy to us. The poet should speak to all men, for a moment, of that other life of theirs that they have smothered and forgotten.
The poet is a brother speaking to a brother of "a moment of their other lives" — a moment that had been buried beneath the dust of the busy world.
I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.
It is a part of the poet's work to show each man what he sees but does not know he sees.
The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation... they do not want to attract attention.
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese?
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.
Tall windows show Infinity; Slowly enveloped me.
Within your magic web of hair, lies furledWhen all the stars of heaven sang for joy.
White as a winding sheet, The world's floors are quaking, crumbling and breaking.
Oh how the VacancyMeaningless circles are!"
Still falls the Rain — Upon the Cross.
Still falls the RainChrist that each day, each night, nails there, have mercy on us —
Still falls the Rain — In the self-murdered heart, the wounds of the sad uncomprehending dark...
See, see where Christ's blood streames in the firmament: "Still do I love, still shed my innocent light, my Blood, for thee."
The great gold planet that is the mourning heat of the SunMore powerful than all dust.
The flames of the heart consumed me, and the mindIs but a foolish wind.
Remember only this of our hopeless loveWill the fire of the heart and the fire of the mind be one.
Mother or Murderer, you haveNow all is one!
Our hearts seemed safe in our breasts and sang to theWere springs of Deity.
The living blind and seeing Dead together lieAnd no more love; Gone is the heart of Man.
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but a modern, chic, pert descendant of the goddess Dullness.
I'm not the man to baulk at a low smell,It sounds like that. I belch, I bawl, I drink.
There are people, also, who cannot believe that beauty and gaiety are a part of goodness. When we think of cruelty, we must try to remember the stupidity, the envy, the frustration from which it has arisen.
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
I wouldn't dream of following a fashion... how could one be a different person every three months?
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
The aim of flattery is to soothe and encourage us by assuring us of the truth of an opinion we have already formed about ourselves.
I am resigned to the fact that people who don't know me loathe me. Perhaps it is because I am a woman writing poetry. It must be annoying to a man who wants to write to see this horrid old lady who can.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
