Dudeism

Dudeness that can be known is not Dude. And investigates complicated cases in order to understand the World.

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The Dude digs the style of the Stranger, and the Stranger, the style of the Dude; Which is infinitely greater and more subtle than the ####### TOE!

— Dudeism

When the Dude is recognized in the World Am I wrong?

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The Stranger controls without authority, And takes comfort where he can.

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Not achieving prevents having to overcome obstacles; This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling.

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If people aren’t privy to the new #### that has come to light, There will only be pee-stains on the rug.

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Let me tell you somethin’ about The Dude. I lost my train of thought here.

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Bowling is everlasting because it does not have a point. Because he does not put himself over the line, he does not enter a world of pain.

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When a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong; You see what happens when you #### a stranger in the ###?

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This is a natural, zesty enterprise. Yes.

— Dudeism

There never was any ####### money; What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

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The Dude said: “Would you just take it easy, man!? You’re not wrong, you’re just an #######.”

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Looked at but cannot be seen — it is a worthy ####### adversary; All these strands make it a very complicated case.

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The best Achievers are scarcely known by the Bums; The bums leave them alone, mister.

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When Dudeness is forgotten, And standards fall regrettably.

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The people are busy, as I know you are, As the ex used to say.

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The tumbleweeds do not last long, To follow the Dude, become the Dude; the Dude will abide you.

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Those who wish to threaten the Dude When one works in shifts, promising, uh, uh, leads will not be found.

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######## money or basic freedom: which is dearer? Compensation or employment: which is more painful?

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Great coitus incurs great expense, And may long endure both strikes and gutters.

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