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Don Marquis

Don Marquis

poet, screenwriter, writer, journalist, humorist, playwright, film director

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1878  – 1937

Donald Robert Perry Marquis was an American humorist, journalist, and author. He was variously a novelist, poet, newspaper columnist, and playwright. He is remembered best for creating the characters Archy and Mehitabel, Archy being a supposed author of humorous verse. During his lifetime he was equally famous for creating another fictitious character, "the Old Soak," who was the subject of two books, a hit Broadway play (1922–23), a silent film (1926) and a talkie (1937).

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An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

Don Marquis

I would rather start a family than finish one.

Don Marquis

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

Don Marquis

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

Don Marquis

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

Don Marquis

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Don Marquis

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

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I have noticed that when chickens quit quarreling over their food they often find that there is enough for all of them i wonder if it might not be the same with the human race

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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

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A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

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Infancy is not what it is cracked up to be. The child seems happy all the time to the adult, because the adult knows that the child is untouched by the real problems of life; if the adult were similarly untouched he is sure that he would be happy. But children, not knowing that they are having an easy time, have a good many hard times. Growing and learning and obeying the rules of their elders, or fighting against them, are not easy things to do.

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

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Personally we look forward to an old age of dissipation and indolence and unreverend disrepute. In fifty years we shall be ninety-two years old. We intend to work rather hard during those fifty years and accumulate enough to live on without working any more for the next ten years, for we have determined to die at the age of one hundred and two.

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We shall know that the Almost Perfect State is here when the kind of old age each person wants is possible to him. Of course, all of you may not want the kind we want . . . some of you may prefer prunes and morality to the bitter end.

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Men could not think of THE ALMOST PERFECT STATE if they did not have it in them ultimately to create THE ALMOST PERFECT STATE.

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The individual aspiration is always defeated of its perfect fruition and expression, but it is never lost; it passes into the conglomerate being of the race. The way to encourage yourself about the human race is to look at it first from a distance; look at the lights on the high spots.

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

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dedicated to babsand babs knows why

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the octopus's secret wishand be a broadway music show

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oh i should worry and frettoujours gai toujours gai

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procrastination is theup with yesterday

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an optimist is a guymuch experience

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dance mehitabel dancewill fizz like wine in a keg

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iit tells too much

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as i was crawling

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no insect likes human beings you seem less human to me than most of them

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it wont be long now it wont be long his own feet making deserts deserts deserts

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what man calls civilization always results in deserts

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men talk of money and industry because men cannot learn

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each generation wastes a little moreof the future with greed and lust for riches

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it wont be long now it won't be long and sapless as a mumbled bone

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dear boss i relay this information will take warning and reform

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it is a cheering thought to thinkthat god is on the side of the best digestion

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there is bound to be a certain amount ofthat most of the trouble happens to other people

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there is alwaysit is not our trouble

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a robin said to ana phrase

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demons and fishhookscondition of belief

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Publishing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

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breakfast breakfastall s well with the world

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how beautiful is the universeof waiting atom

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well well boss there isto be eaten

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there are more thingsin thy philosophy horatio

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Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Don Marquis