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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
— Chris Rock
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Chris Rock
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Christopher Julius Rock is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He first gained prominence for his stand-up routines in the 1980s in which he tackled subjects including race relations, human sexuality, and observational comedy. His success branched off into productions in film, television, and on-stage, having received multiple accolades including three Grammy Awards for Best Comedy Album, four Primetime Emmy Awards, and a Golden Globe Award nomination. Rock was ranked No. 5 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time. He also ranked No. 5 on Rolling Stone's list of the 50 Best Stand-Up Comics of All Time.
All Quotes by Chris Rock
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President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.
— Chris Rock
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
— Chris Rock
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There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.
— Chris Rock
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
— Chris Rock
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
— Chris Rock
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
— Chris Rock
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
— Chris Rock
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I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
— Chris Rock
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Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
— Chris Rock
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
— Chris Rock
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
— Chris Rock
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A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
— Chris Rock
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
— Chris Rock
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Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
— Chris Rock
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Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
— Chris Rock
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
— Chris Rock
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President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.
— Chris Rock
“
President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.
— Chris Rock
“
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
— Chris Rock
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
— Chris Rock