Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

— Charles M. Schulz

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

— Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

— Charles M. Schulz

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

— Charles M. Schulz

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

— Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

— Charles M. Schulz

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

— Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

— Charles M. Schulz

It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.

— Charles M. Schulz

A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.

— Charles M. Schulz

I never give my work to somebody else and say, "What do you think about that?" I just don't trust anybody. If I think it's funny, or if I think it's silly, I send it in anyway because I'm just trying to please myself. I never try to please a certain audience. I think that's disastrous. There's no way in the world you can anticipate what your reader is going to like or dislike.

— Charles M. Schulz

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books — but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

— Charles M. Schulz

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

— Charles M. Schulz

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

— Charles M. Schulz

The only thing I really ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my life. Drawing.

— Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

— Charles M. Schulz

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

— Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

— Charles M. Schulz

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

— Charles M. Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

— Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

— Charles M. Schulz