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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
— Bob Hope
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Bob Hope
comedian, singer, writer, screenwriter, television actor, boxer, radio personality, film actor, television presenter, stage actor, voice actor, dancer, actor
🔗 Read on Wikipedia1903 – 2003
Lester Townes "Bob" Hope was a British-born American comedian, actor, entertainer and producer with a career that spanned nearly 80 years and achievements in vaudeville, network radio, television, and USO Tours. He appeared in more than 70 short and feature films, starring in 54, including a series of seven Road to ... musical comedy films with Bing Crosby as his partner. He reached his 100th birthday 59 days before he died in 2003.
All Quotes by Bob Hope
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Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.
— Bob Hope
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I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.
— Bob Hope
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I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!
— Bob Hope
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
— Bob Hope
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
— Bob Hope
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
— Bob Hope
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
— Bob Hope
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
— Bob Hope
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
— Bob Hope
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
— Bob Hope
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
— Bob Hope
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I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
— Bob Hope
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
— Bob Hope
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
— Bob Hope
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
— Bob Hope