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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
— Artie Lange
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Artie Lange
screenwriter, television actor, writer, podcaster, radio personality, film actor, comedian
1967
Arthur Steven Lange Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality best known for his work on Mad TV (1995–1997) and The Howard Stern Show (2001–2009). Raised in New Jersey, Lange first worked as a longshoreman and taxi driver to support his family following the paralysis of his father. He debuted as a stand-up in 1987 and began performing full-time five years later, developing his act on the New York City club circuit.
All Quotes by Artie Lange
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When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f*^k you, but the Jets will always f*^k you.
— Artie Lange
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
— Artie Lange
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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
— Artie Lange