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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
— Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney
war correspondent, screenwriter, journalist, writer
🔗 Read on Wikipedia1919 – 2011
Andrew Aitken Rooney was an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011; he died a month later at the age of 92.
All Quotes by Andy Rooney
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
— Andy Rooney
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
— Andy Rooney
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It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
— Andy Rooney
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
— Andy Rooney
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
— Andy Rooney